November 15, 2011

Frickin Airplane Toilets!!

I am currently blogging from high above the clouds on my way to Scottsdale, AZ. God bless US Airways for giving me the gift of Wifi on my flight. There is no better awesomeness than being able to Facebook and blog 30k ft in the air.

I think Eddie likes it too because I only poke and bother him hourly instead of every 15 minutes. I'm actually pretty cool on International flights when I get my own personal TV and all but what the hell am I supposed to do on domestic flights with no TV?! Twiddle my thumbs? No, bother Eddie of course!! Plus, I'm so over iPhone apps. All that money spent and gone down the drain. Ugh.

**If you haven't noticed, I will now be calling Eddie by his actual name because everytime I type E.W it sounds like "Ewwwwwww" in my head. I just asked him and he said it's ok to use his name :)

So back to Wifi, it really is a perfect cure for my adult ADHD. I wonder if I can make Wifi calls from up here. That would be so awesome. Mom...guess where I'm calling from! No, not jail :/


Ever since I was little, I have had an irrational fear of the airplane toilet flushing sound. Ever since I can remember, I've had to hold my hands over my ears and sometimes close my eyes whenever I flush so that I don't hear that horrid *SSSSLURPTHP* sound. I used to think that I could get sucked through that thing and die, now I just think that if I'm still sitting on the toilet when it flushes, my butt might get suctioned to the toilet and I would get stuck. Can you imagine how embarrassing that would be to have to ask a stewardess to unsuction your ass from a toilet hole?

It's weird because I know in the back of my mind that it is not possible but that does not stop me from being terrified. Kind of like when people are afraid of silly clowns. They know they won't hurt them but still pee their pants when they see them.

My 365 photo of the day. Airplane food! YUM!

Nov 15, 2011

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