I was having a great day today with some friends. We went to a Vietnamese place and I got some yummy smoked chicken with rice vermicelli and a strawberry smoothie with tapioca balls in it.
Everything was going fine until I decided to randomly checked my email (note to self..do not check email during lunch as to not spoil appetite accidentally) and saw that I received a message on Facebook from a stranger that said:
And after the message she attached a link to a website that had a hooker's ad on it with my pictures.
WHY DO I NOT WATERMARK MY IMAGES??? NEED TO BE LESS LAZY!
Now first off..who the fuck does this girl think she is just assuming that the ad really was posted by me.
Second, why is she surfing through female hooker ads? I'm sure she didn't just stumble onto it. She HAD to have been looking.
Third, the ad was posted an hour before she sent me the link.
So I conclude, she either A. posted the ad herself or B. searches the internet for hooker's every hour on the hour.
FUCK PICTURE STEALERS!!!
Ok rant over. I feel much better now. For those of you that need to relieve stress, blogging is a great way to do it. You can write down all of your feelings and *bam* instant relief. No drugs or alcohol needed.
So, this bitch also included her phone number and email address in the ad. So if you read my blog, I would really appreciate it if you can call this number (215-584-1426) and tell the dumb bitch to shrivel up and die.
I reluctantly showed EW the ad because I knew he would get upset and he brought up something I didn't even think about it.
That ad could be really dangerous to me. I can be walking down the street and someone who saw that ad can spot me and then do who knows what.
Ok I know that scenario is highly unlikely but I don't want to take my chances ok?
Some of the shit in the ad was pretty funny though. For example:
Hey, at least the girl writes well right? No ghetto bullshit. She seems educated.
But WTF is this?
Stop RIGHT THERE. If I was a hooker I would not be a cheap hooker. I don't know what the going rate is for whores but I would charge a minimum $5,000 for an hour. And you know what? It wouldn't even be worth it because I get bored of sex after like 20 min.
Girls that pretend to enjoy it after 30 minutes are LIARS, nymphos, or drunk.
So if you are going to use my pictures for your whorey ad, don't embarrass me with your cheapo pricing!
Tags: hooker, sex, prostitute
Everything was going fine until I decided to randomly checked my email (note to self..do not check email during lunch as to not spoil appetite accidentally) and saw that I received a message on Facebook from a stranger that said:
And after the message she attached a link to a website that had a hooker's ad on it with my pictures.
WHY DO I NOT WATERMARK MY IMAGES??? NEED TO BE LESS LAZY!
Now first off..who the fuck does this girl think she is just assuming that the ad really was posted by me.
Second, why is she surfing through female hooker ads? I'm sure she didn't just stumble onto it. She HAD to have been looking.
Third, the ad was posted an hour before she sent me the link.
So I conclude, she either A. posted the ad herself or B. searches the internet for hooker's every hour on the hour.
FUCK PICTURE STEALERS!!!
Ok rant over. I feel much better now. For those of you that need to relieve stress, blogging is a great way to do it. You can write down all of your feelings and *bam* instant relief. No drugs or alcohol needed.
So, this bitch also included her phone number and email address in the ad. So if you read my blog, I would really appreciate it if you can call this number (215-584-1426) and tell the dumb bitch to shrivel up and die.
I reluctantly showed EW the ad because I knew he would get upset and he brought up something I didn't even think about it.
That ad could be really dangerous to me. I can be walking down the street and someone who saw that ad can spot me and then do who knows what.
Ok I know that scenario is highly unlikely but I don't want to take my chances ok?
Some of the shit in the ad was pretty funny though. For example:
Hey, at least the girl writes well right? No ghetto bullshit. She seems educated.
But WTF is this?
Stop RIGHT THERE. If I was a hooker I would not be a cheap hooker. I don't know what the going rate is for whores but I would charge a minimum $5,000 for an hour. And you know what? It wouldn't even be worth it because I get bored of sex after like 20 min.
Girls that pretend to enjoy it after 30 minutes are LIARS, nymphos, or drunk.
So if you are going to use my pictures for your whorey ad, don't embarrass me with your cheapo pricing!
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Let me know if you leave the whore a message!
I do feel a tiny bit better coz EW came home with two super sexy Victoria Secret bathing suits for me and 2 cute tops for Labor Day Weekend.
I'll post pics up after I wear them!
Oh, and I'm dancing @ Resorts Casino this weekend for a Victor Calderone event. Never heard him spin before but I heard he was good!!
Photo I entered into a photography contest. I can take nice photos now with the new Sony! The theme of the contest was "Hearts"
Twisted Metal Heart
"Even the most cold and twisted hearts have beauty hidden within."
I really hope it wins or places even!
I'll post pics up after I wear them!
Oh, and I'm dancing @ Resorts Casino this weekend for a Victor Calderone event. Never heard him spin before but I heard he was good!!
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Photo I entered into a photography contest. I can take nice photos now with the new Sony! The theme of the contest was "Hearts"
Twisted Metal Heart
"Even the most cold and twisted hearts have beauty hidden within."I really hope it wins or places even!
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Let me know if you leave the whore a message!
Tags: hooker, sex, prostitute
4 comments:
I am not one to lower myself to being a child BUT i'd love to call this loser with a few words...I have no words...except she must have really low self confidence if she has to steal pics of a beautiful woman and pass them on as herself....not to mention have the nerve to actually post a number...so when a person shows up and sees a..whatever it looks like..what was she going to do? Kill the person! My only thought really is she or it is crazy! ♥ but I come from doing legal work so I would say press charges! xoxo
$5000 per hour starting rate
OMG! I love the part about girls who like sex after 20 minutes are liars, nymphos or drunks.. that is a classic! Women are going to be jealous of you your whole life..continue to learn how to roll with it and keep your sense of humor.. I have no doubt some sick pathetic jealous B set u up.. don't let it ruin an ounce of your joy!
lol this is too funny
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