May 24, 2011

All The Woman Be At Walmart!

I ran into this video while surfing the web a few days ago and was horrified by what I saw. The video made my eyes bleed yet I couldn't look away. The pure ghetto-ness of the whole thing is on another level. A level us normal folks could never understand...or want to understand.

I present to you - Walla-Wally World!


My Thoughts...

1. Who calls a shopping cart a basket??? I guess technically it is an over-sized basket but noooo...we don't call it that. It has a name for a reason. Use it!!

2. And since when are all of the woman at Walmart? If you are referring to 86 year old grannies with saggy boobs then you might be right. That is their daily hangout spot after all.

3. Did those two men girls get their matching booty shorts at Walmart? It sure looks like it. They probably got an awesome 2 for 1 deal!

4. Do you think the girls got paid with a dinner at McDonald's or Burger King?

5. Where do you learn to bounce your ass like that? I can't begin to comprehend the physics that go into making your ass simulate a bouncing jello mold. I'm guessing they learned to do that after working a good ten years at the local strip joint.

6. Notice at 00:34 an over weight mom and her preteen daughter join the two men girl's ass bouncing. That's another two Burger King meals. Damn this video is starting to get expensive to make.

7. Anyone else notice the entire video consists of 5 words being repeated over and over again? Half the time, the rapper's mouth doesn't even match up to the lyrics. FAIL

8. She got a Louisiana Purchase Card? So, not only does she like to booty bounce all over Walmart she also has a welfare card!! What a catch this one is! Take her straight to mom!

9. I like how at 1:53 they artistically position the shopping carts baskets to make for a more interesting background for the ass bouncing.

10. The girls try on underwear in the lingerie section. Where the hell are the Walmart employees? They should have been decontaminating the lingerie!! There are now girls walking around somewhere with crabs not knowing where they got it from!

11. She buying Summer's Eve? She keep her body clean? Ewwww and FYI, douches are a leading cause of bacterial vaginosis and yeast infections because they kill all of the good bacteria down there. They are very unhealthy for you, especially the scented ones. The guy can't even say douche correctly. It's not "dush" you moron.

12. Can someone call the Fire Records at 504-344-4390 and ask them if they were on crack when creating this video?

13. And lastly a question for the guys...do you find this attractive at all? I mean..girls must do the bouncy thing for a reason. Some of you must think it's sexy. If you do....please go throw yourself off a bridge. Thank you on behalf of all mankind!

Oh I can keep going and going. I just have many other things to do today so I must stop here. Feel free to add on to what I missed. This video, even though illiterate, speaks a thousand words about our youth today.

15 comments:

Guy Dalfo said...

hahaha

Savage Sawung said...

Ahahaha...

DeeJay Cuervo said...

This looks just like the Wal-Mart just outside of Cherry Hill.

Christina Wolfe said...

omg i just read your post, holy shit you crack me up, and all are extremly valid points....is this really forreal??? ....thats scary & raunchy ...i need to go shower now just from watching that nastyness lol

Tim Robertson said...

I feel instantly retarded and ghetto for watching half of that.

Waheeb Ahmed said...

haha so much hate in that blog

Dj-Mary Roe said...

Hahahaha! This video is why you're awesome! Hey, maybe the "dancers" from the video (& I use that term loosly) could come show the Jewelz Dancers some moves ;) LOL, so jk!

CoutureChick said...

lol my bf just should me that and i thought it was terrible and funny. My part was when she was shaking her butt in the shopping cart not pushing actually in it smh

www.Victoria-Gabrielle.com said...

i saw this on a gossip site the other day i agree with you x 10000!! LOL its such a fail!

Angela Pinto said...

thats a lot of ass shakin!!!

@Justin215 said...

this is HILARIOUS!! AND just a FYI people down South seriously hang out at Walmart, my parents moved to Knoxville Tennessee in 2003 and told me this. They took me one night around 10pm so I could see for myself and behold kids of all ages (mainly under 22 & of all races, mainly white where I was at) walking around just hanging out in the food court, playing video games etc. Was very interesting and this video even more..haha

Anonymous said...

They're on welfare...you would think with all the free time they have to shake their asses at wally world...they could possibly go out looking for a job and get off my tax dollar support...nawww...

The government needs more money, so they can give it to more people to go shake their asses at walmart

Anonymous said...

lol love this post, but i think he was referring to her ass as a basket

ive heard guys call girls asses that before so he wasn't speaking about the cart when he said "shes got a basket" haha

post up a new one soon!! :)

Anonymous said...

Just a sad, sad, sad video. Keep working hard all so that you can help pay for "purchase cards" for food, so they can spend their money on better things like boy shorts, lingerie (please, no more kids!) and low-end Jaguars.

J'Anns Boutique said...

Wow...just when you think it cannot get any worse... lol

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