E.W. and I are getting married next year, so naturally the next step is to have a baby. I don't want to think about it for another 5 years or so because frankly I dislike kids but it's inevitable.
Men always want to continue their family line and blah blah blah.
I guess I can always have a surrogate mother carry our baby so it wouldn't be completely horrible.
So, I've been reading up on designer babies. Designer babies are created by scientists changing the DNA of your unborn baby to make it have the features that you want it to have!!!
This procedure is very expensive and highly controversial, but I think it's genius!
Want your baby to have blue eyes?? You got it...
Want your baby to have long, lushes blonde hair? No problem mam...
How about an awesome natural tan? Only $5,000 dollars for that!!
I really hope they work out all the kinks in this procedure so that by the time I decide to have a baby I can decide on what it looks like.
My perfect baby:
-My long, silky dark hair
-E.W's gorgeous green eyes
-My athletic body
-E.W's tall height
-My almond eye shape
-E.W's perfectly straight nose
-My tan skin tone
-E.W's smooth skin
I can make the next Adriana Lima!! LOL
I did a few test trials to see what our baby might look like without genetic alterations and it's not pretty. Not pretty at all.
Apparently only 1 out of 3 babies that we make will be good looking. And I would only ever want one. So that means my baby will have a 33% chance of being pretty!!
Nope, not good enough for me.
Here is what I got on my first try...
First of all, why does my baby have red hair? I hate red hair! And why does she look like a boy? The face is ok I guesst except for that unsightly double chin.
On my second try I got this...
WTF? If my baby is going to look like this I am NEVER having kids...EVER. I know I have a high forehead but GEEZ. And I think I see some stubble on the top lip.
On my third try I got this gorgeous little girl...
So adorable and pretty!! She's even tan!! This is a prime example of having all of our best features showcased on our baby's face.
I will keep this photo for future reference.
As for the other ones...into the recycle bin they go. Even though they are still burned into my memory.
Men always want to continue their family line and blah blah blah.
I guess I can always have a surrogate mother carry our baby so it wouldn't be completely horrible.
So, I've been reading up on designer babies. Designer babies are created by scientists changing the DNA of your unborn baby to make it have the features that you want it to have!!!
This procedure is very expensive and highly controversial, but I think it's genius!
Want your baby to have blue eyes?? You got it...
Want your baby to have long, lushes blonde hair? No problem mam...
How about an awesome natural tan? Only $5,000 dollars for that!!
LOL
I really hope they work out all the kinks in this procedure so that by the time I decide to have a baby I can decide on what it looks like.
My perfect baby:
-My long, silky dark hair
-E.W's gorgeous green eyes
-My athletic body
-E.W's tall height
-My almond eye shape
-E.W's perfectly straight nose
-My tan skin tone
-E.W's smooth skin
I can make the next Adriana Lima!! LOL
I did a few test trials to see what our baby might look like without genetic alterations and it's not pretty. Not pretty at all.
Apparently only 1 out of 3 babies that we make will be good looking. And I would only ever want one. So that means my baby will have a 33% chance of being pretty!!
Nope, not good enough for me.
Here is what I got on my first try...
First of all, why does my baby have red hair? I hate red hair! And why does she look like a boy? The face is ok I guesst except for that unsightly double chin.
On my second try I got this...
WTF? If my baby is going to look like this I am NEVER having kids...EVER. I know I have a high forehead but GEEZ. And I think I see some stubble on the top lip.
On my third try I got this gorgeous little girl...
So adorable and pretty!! She's even tan!! This is a prime example of having all of our best features showcased on our baby's face.I will keep this photo for future reference.
As for the other ones...into the recycle bin they go. Even though they are still burned into my memory.
12 comments:
at the person above- why dont you email her or something instead of posting this on her blog! You shouldnt be so demanding for a linky having people answer questions and such. Maybe if you wernt so demanding more people would sign up for your linky!
Anyways this is such a fun thing to do! I did one similiar to this a while back. my husband and i already have three children together but i thought it would be fun anyways! The picture didnt turn out looking anything like our children though! Our kids are much cuter:)
Missreviewlady: You look so young to have three kids! I'm sure your kids are cute coz your so pretty. Anyway, thanks for standing up for me ;)
I'm your newest follower from Tag back Tuesday. Very cute blog. I always think about that kinda stuff too. I'm excited to get married...when it happens lol
I am stopping by from the Tuesday Blog Hop! I am your newest follower and I cannot wait to read more! Hope to have you stop by and follow me :)
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You sound just like me on the whole kid thing haha. I don't really like kids either and if I could then I would just NOT have any. But of course my husband is dying for 1 so I agreed to have just 1. I don't think those kids pics do any justice. None of them were cute and I think in real life your kids would be way cuter =)
I am new to FMBT and having fun meeting all the new ladies out there blogging. I have followed you as well, I haven't done one of these since about 2007 so my google connect is quite embarrassing LOL! Stop on over, thank you.. Aprils Lifestyle Show
I am your newest fan on Facebook and Twitter too :-) Ouch that chin looks like it hurt..
I am your newest follower for FMBT.
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LOL! This looks fun! :)
I'm your newest follower from FMBT!
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You two are so beautiful, I don't know how the first two came out looking like those. I'm sorry the images are burned into your memory, or that the one has red hair like it's the mailman's kid. Think of the gorgeous little girl. Just of the gorgeous little girl!
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MaviDeniz: Oh, the things we do for men!! Right? :)
Michelle: Thanks girl!
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Hey doll great blog! This baby stuff is crazy I never knew it existed! I want to try it out now with my hubby and I! although I'm kinda scared after the 1st two pics you got! xo
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